TOP 11 THINGS TO DO WHILE IN A DRIVE THRU

 11. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels
        unwrapped.

 10. When asked if they can take your order, tell
        them you are just window shopping and drive on.

 9. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would
        like ketchup.

 8. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes
      on, complain that you did not like the way the
      employee said "May I take your order?"

 7. When asked if they can take your order say
     "No, why can I take yours?"

 6. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep
     doing it till they yell at you.

 5. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for
     assistance in moving it. When they come out,
     drive away.

 4. Take peanut butter sandwich with you, order a whole
     menu, when you get to the window to pay, take a bite of
     the sandwich then ask, "wanna fee wahf in my mouf ?"

 3. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

 2. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there.
    If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and
    cause a scene.

 1. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag.

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