FISHING

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid-looking
clothes,
a sports utility vehicle, travel 1,000 miles to the "hottest" fishing
hole, and stand waist deep in cold water just so he can outsmart a
fish.
(Average cost per fish: $395.68)

Give a man a fish then!

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