Furniture Buying Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store. Pete says to the salesman, "We really like it, but I don't think we can afford it." The salesman says, "You just make a small down payment . then you don't make another payment for six months." Gladys wheeled around with her hands on her hips and says, "Who told you about us?" = = = = = Now for more amazing hilarity, click 'BACK!'