The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: 

1. GOOD: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.   BAD: You 
can't find your birth control pills.   UGLY: Your daughter used them. 

2.GOOD: Your son studies a lot in his room.   BAD:     You find
several adult movies hidden there.   UGLY: You're in them. 

3.GOOD: Your husband understands fashion.   BAD: He's a 
cross dresser.  UGLY: He looks better than you. 

4.GOOD: Your 14 year old son got a job working on computers.   
BAD: He makes more than you.   UGLY: It's part time. 

5.GOOD: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.   
BAD: She keeps interrupting.   UGLY: With corrections. 

6.GOOD: Your wife's not talking to you.   BAD: She wants a 
divorce.  UGLY: She's a lawyer. 

7.GOOD: The postman's early. BAD: He's carrying an AK47.  
UGLY: You gave him nothing for Christmas

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