The Life Saver

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved
anotherfrom a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director
reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. James, your
records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only
sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. James replied. "I hung him up to dry."


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