WISE(?) SAYINGS

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

There are two rules for ultimate success in life: (1) Never tell
everything you know.

Oh give me a home / Where the buffalo roam, / Where the deer and the
antelope play, / Where seldom is heard / a discouraging word, / 'Cause
what can an antelope say?

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.


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