Are we really this stupid?


   On hairdryer instructions:
   Do not use while sleeping.

   On a bag of Fritos:
   You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary. Details inside.

   On a bar of Dial soap:
   Directions:  Use like regular soap

   Frozen dinner that says:
   Serving suggestion: Defrost.

   On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
   Fits one head.

   On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
   Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

   On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
   Product will be hot after heating

   On packaging for a Rowenta iron
   Do not iron clothes on body.

   On Boots' (pharmacy chain in the UK) children's cough
   medicine: " Do not drive car or operate machinery."

   On Nytol
   Warning: may cause drowsiness.

   On a Korean kitchen knife
   Warning: keep out of children

   On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights
   For indoor or outdoor use only

   On a Japanese food processor
   Not to be used for the other use

   On Sainsbury's peanuts
   Warning: contains nuts

   On an American Airlines packet of  nuts
   Instructions: open packet, eat nuts

   On a Swedish chainsaw
   Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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